the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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