my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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