That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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