Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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