Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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