So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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