As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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