some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Green mimosas i think yes
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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