You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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