You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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