Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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