I just pynch a tree in the face
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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