I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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