How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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