6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize