You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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