Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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