singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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