and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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