8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Come see our sink grown plant.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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