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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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