Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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