Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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