I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Randomize
