Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
