Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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