I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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