You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
