so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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