i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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