I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
