i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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