oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
there is glitter all over my balls
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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