Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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