After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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