im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Randomize
