Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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