I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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