That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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