My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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