did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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