Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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