Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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