I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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