How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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