yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Its about making memories worth repressing
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
