So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
