he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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