Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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