i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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