dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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