Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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