Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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