About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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