I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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