Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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